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August 15th 2009

मी, स्वाइन फ्लू..

नमस्कार, मी स्वाइन फ्लू. तुम्ही मला नावानं ओळखत आहातच. पण माझी कधी भेट होऊ नये असंच प्रत्येकाला मनातून वाटत आहे. कॉलरा, पटकी, प्लेग, देवी आणि अलीकडे डेंगी अशा विविध अवतारांत मी पृथ्वीतलावर अवतरलो होतो. भारतात मी अवतरलो तो थेट पुण्यातच. मी पुण्यातच का अवतरलो, या बद्दल पुण्यातल्या लोकांत मोठे कुतूहल आणि संतापही आहे. याला दुसरं गाव दिसलं नाही काअसा प्रचंड संतापयुक्त प्रश्न मला पुण्यात पावला पावलावर, क्षणोक्षणी ऐकायला मिळतो आहे. मी पुणं का निवडलं, कारण पुण्यात जी गोष्ट स्वीकारली जाते ती उभ्या महाराष्ट्रात स्वीकारली जाते असं पुणेकर अभिमानाने सांगत असतात. ..... continue reading

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April 5th 2009

पीजे

दारू सोडायचा सोप्पा मार्ग : ..... continue reading

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March 10th 2009

Teacher student jokes

Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight. ..... continue reading

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