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May 1st 2010

Layi Bhari !! ??????

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February 17th 2010

मराठी उखाणे

MSEB च्या तारेवर टाकला होता आकडा…
लग्नच माझे नाही ठरले तर नाव कोणाचे घेऊ रे माकडा…!
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अमेरिकेचे प्रेसिडेण्ट आहेत बुश
सुंदर मुलगी दिसताच **** राव एकदम खुष !!
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***रावांची थोरवी मी सांगत नाही
कितीही प्याले तरीही ते कधीही झिंगत नाहीत !!
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इराण्याच्या चहा बरोबर मिळतो मस्का पाव
**** रावांची बाहेर किती लफडी ते विचारू नका राव !!
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July 4th 2009

ब्लँक कॉल l

ब्लँक कॉल l ..... continue reading

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March 24th 2009

Why do call centre guys get paid so much ?

1 ) Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.” ..... continue reading

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March 10th 2009

Teacher student jokes

Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight. ..... continue reading

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November 26th 2008

Pu. La. Deshpande- Paanwala

For those of you interested in listening to ‘Paanwala’ from P. L. Deshpande- it is posted on Marathi Online forums by PAjay. Click on the ‘Forum’ link on top of this page, or check out here. ..... continue reading

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November 25th 2008

आम्ही आणि क्रेडिट कार्ड वाली कन्या!!

आपण कुठल्या ना कुठल्या कामात असताना ह्या क्रेडिट कार्ड वाल्यांचा फोन येत नाही असे होत नाही. आधि मला सुध्दा संताप यायचा पण मग आता आम्ही ह्याचा आनंद घ्यायला शिकलो आहे, आणी आता तर आमची खात्रीच झाली आहे कि हे फोन आम्हाला तणावमुक्त  करण्यासाठीच येतात. आपल्यालाहि ह्यातुन काही फायदा व्हावा ह्या सदहेतुने आमचे संभाषण येथे देत आहोत. (ह्यात कोणालाहि दुखवायचा हेतु नाही.) ..... continue reading

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November 24th 2008

Vapurza on Marathionline forum

For all of you who uave been requesring Vapuraa- it is available on Marathi Online forum. Click on the Forum link on top of this page or check it out here. ..... continue reading

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November 2nd 2008

Anil Kumble retires from test cricket

Well- after 18 valient years in cricket- Anil Kumble announced his retirement today. Hats off to a great cricketer! He will go down in history as the third highest wicket time till date, and the only bowler after Jim Laker to take all the 10 wickets in an innings. It is indeed good to see that all the cricketing role models have started to step and retire at right time unlike our heroes from the past. First it was Saurav, and now Anil. This is a much more dignified way of retiring than to keep on playing till your contribution almost becomes zero, and you start to drag the entire team down because of poor performance. ..... continue reading

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October 18th 2008

Happy Deepawali to all Marathi Online readers

 Shubh Dipawali!  Cheer up your loved ones with this sparkling Diwali wish. Here’s wishing happy Diwali to all the readers of Marathi Online! ..... continue reading

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September 30th 2008

Marathi Charolya on Marathi Online Forum

For those of you generally interested in Marathi Charolya- there is a big - long thread going on on Marathi Online Forums. (And it is one of the most popular threads). Check it out here and yah- keep posting! ..... continue reading

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September 28th 2008

Pu. La. Deshpande- Pestankaka

If you are looking for the good old ‘Pestankaka’ katha- here it is. Just click on the ‘Play’ button to start playing. You’ll need Flash player installed (which about 98% of the computers have- so I am sure you should have it too.). Be patient for a minute while the application connects to server and starts playing- give it a minute or so before you start hearing audio. ..... continue reading

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September 20th 2008

Marathi Online undergoing changes

Dear all- please bear with us while we upgrade the site. The forum section will still work fine. ..... continue reading

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July 20th 2008

मराठी भाषेचं भवितव्य धोक्यात आहे

मराठी भाषेचं भवितव्य धोक्यात आहे. मराठी भाषा टिकवण्यासाठी, तिच्या विकासासाठी पावलं उचलली गेली पाहिजेत… अशी प्रतिपादनं वेळोवेळी केलीच जातात. साहित्य संमेलनाच्या मोसमात तर हमखासच. पण यंदाच्या ८० व्या अ. भा. मराठी साहित्य संमेलनाचे अध्यक्ष अरुण साधू यांचा यासंदर्भातील दृष्टिकोन निव्वळ या प्रतिपादनांपुरता मर्यादित नाही. भाषेच्या प्रश्ानचा अत्यंत व्यापक असा आढावा घेत त्यांनी त्यावर तितकाच अभ्यासपूर्ण आणि प्रभावी असा अॅक्शन प्लान सुचविला आहे. महाराष्ट्र टाइम्सचे गेस्ट एडिटर म्हणून संमेलनाध्यक्षांनी लिहिलेला हा विशेष लेख. <!–more–> ..... continue reading

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July 15th 2008

India in Olympics

Ever wondered how India is going to fare in this Olympics? I’d be impressed if they come back with even a single metal…. our shooting star is already out of competition, we never made it in hockey, and I don’t really have hope for Tennis. ..... continue reading

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